I am not sure what I signed on for
by Left Leg Greg on January 9th, 2007
I was so sure that when I joined the Evomo Mountain Bike Team there would have been a disclaimer that read something like this:
As a member of the Evomo Team anything you say can and will be used against you. You will be held accountable for everything you do. So if you walk around wearing an Evomo shirt and exposing yourself you will not only be hauled off to jail but you must no longer wear your jersey in public. Unless you are caught on national T.V. in which case clothing sales will sky rocket and you will be given a trophy and a small check, but more importantly the trophy, or maybe a certificate. Also, if you are caught doing anything with animals that is outrageous or that will get you arrested - then you will lose all your Evomo clothing and have to turn your jersey back in… along with all of the photos of you and that goat so we can post them on the website for all to see.
Now if you loose all your Evomo clothing at say, the Bunny Ranch BUT we find that the Bunnies are wearing your clothing, then you will receive a free jersey and maybe even a hat. If you are caught ridding a bicycle with out your Evomo jersey then the proper punishment is death by goat! This message is mainly for Greg "Stay the hell out of places that will get you arrested like brothels" because you are always wearing an Evomo shirt so you must be extremely careful what you say and do because you actions have a direct impact on this Company and it seems that you are always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Please be on your best behavior and stay out of porn shops with those Evomo shirts. Unless of course there is a shirt signing by Tara Patrick, then wear three and have them autographed and sell them on Ebay and the proceeds will go straight to the Evomo Team Pot for use when any team member needs bail money. Its only fair, and unfortunately its a reality, especially with Sedrik that.
These are just a few things that need to be said and if I could have been a little more sober and creative, the list would have been longer but at the same time there could have been a line that I could have crossed and well… once that line is crossed you can never go back so I guess it's best that I stopped where I did. You know if there is a line to cross I will not only cross it I will ride a wheelie over it and then light it on fire. So, as always please remember that you are the direct descendants of the Evomo Corporation and you should and will, act accordingly, otherwise you will not only be cut from the Team, but you will also be found in a trunk of a car or at the bottom of a canyon wearing the newest cement Sidi's and pictures of you and that goat will be scattered all around.
Thank you all for your support and remember that Not only do you represent Evomo but Evomo also represents you.
