Whats Your Body Worth?

by Bryan on March 26th, 2008

According to this non-scientific but entertaining calculator, my body is worth $5325. Not bad, but I think they really ought to consider my stunning physical features, chiseled face, rock hard abs and smooth tight ass… I mean come on, I am an elite mountain biker who spends at least 2 hours a day in the gym lifting and another hour or so getting a full body Thai massage with a Japanese skin treatment. Enough about my Brad Pitt like physique…

Whats your body worth?

$5325.00

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3 Responses to “Whats Your Body Worth?”

Travis Hosman says:

March 27, 2008 at 7:57 am

See the problem with this calculator is that it doesnt account for Ass. Since I have an Ass that would make Brad Pitt cry, I should project a substantial increase. As it stands Im only worth $5065, I think due to baldness.
Emma says:

March 28, 2008 at 9:56 am

I’m only worth $4915…
=(
Emma says:

March 28, 2008 at 10:06 am

Although, should you be aged 71+, a body builder, non-drinker and have had major surgery, anti-psychotic drungs are whatever, and a rare illness, you are worth $8825!
Hmm…