Employed but Still Single
by Left Leg Greg on June 30th, 2008
Well after a gnarly weekend of parties, Mexican wrestling and probably a general doing way too much in excess of what my body should tolerate… I have learned a few new things.
1) I forgot how hard it is to climb a hill after spending every Friday and Saturday night going out late, getting buzzed, and looking to find a girl friend. Sometimes things go too far and get out of hand. Yea fun you think… parties, Hollywood clubs, the O.C. and all that but I think all this fun is starting to take a toll on me.
2) Today I woke up with my lower extremities itching sore and red. I am hung over and I think I might be getting dumber from all the partying I have been doing. It makes climbing up Cholla trail and Mathis harder than it already is. I thought the itching was from not washing my riding shorts… I think its something else unfortunately. The hanger over I can deal with but my jaw is sore from getting hit by some guy who was angry at me for talking to his girl… of course talking led to kissing and then wham! On the floor I was.
Once I got my hands on some screaming yellow Yonkers I was able to control enough of my emotions and pain to actually still enjoy the rest of the night with the lucky lady and she and I had a god time. Over all I say that it was a pretty good weekend, espcialy since I got out on the bike. I can’t wait to see what and where I ride next weekend.
3) Chicks kind of don’t exactly dig guys in Mexican wresting masks… so needless to say, I am still single but successfully employed for 1 month so far. Lets hope I can keep this new job.
Until next time have fun and keep the rubber side down… oh and speaking of rubber side.. always - always use ‘em.
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/////you guys are so cute! love your legs!!!
I see you problem,
you are looking for a girlfriend, hookers are cheaper in the long run, you dont have to buy them houses and deal with them in court.
as far as the itching goes medications will take care of that.
and as far as the climbing, thats what they make lift chairs for
kids these days!!!!
You should listen to Brett!!! He’s had experience with all of that. He’s still itching.
Brett and Jav, you should wear those wrestling masks under your full face helmet!!!