Justice League II
by Travis on July 18th, 2008
Something probably on everyone’s minds these days is, how safe is training on the road? In America where being politically correct, and making nice seems to be king. I propose we get back to the old days, when a man was a man, and he protected himself, and property.
When did we trade dueling pistols for lawyer’s? If a cyclist gets assaulted on the street by a car, rock, slushie, grapefruit, soda can, car, you name it, what are the consequences to the giver of these gifts? A misdemeanor driving violation, getting the bird, having obscenities yelled at them as they keep on driving.
Sometimes you catch up to the jerk who hit you at the next light, what then? Last year I was JRA when all of the sudden I get hit by a UFO square in the back. Two teenage dipsticks are yelling “fag†out their window driving off. I don’t know why but I freakin snapped. I sprint my ass off to the next light where the dipsticks were stuck at a red. I pulled up next to them at the light and invited them out for a chat. They declined to step out. What do you do next?
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Practice my 24 solo urination techniques!
two words: double tap
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_tap
that’s when you leave a valve stem puller on your tube….pull up next to their car and pull out a valve core. harmless yet effective.