Summer Riding.
by Clint Hosman on July 29th, 2008
I took Thursday and Friday off work last week in a triple pronged attempt to A) Keep the man from taking all my unused vacation days back at the end of August. B) Get my wife off my back by doing some home maintenance. And C) Put in some long road miles as a base for this fall’s races. What I took away from the time off other then the realization that working on ones roof in Phoenix in the middle of the day is a bad idea was a bunch of random thoughts.
Does anyone else feel it is just not right to stay stopped at a red light when there is no one else around? Seriously, its 5 AM, there is no one coming, I’m not stopping. I know some road purist or safety Nazi out there will get on and flame me for this but there is no way in hell I am wasting my time in the morning sitting at every other light for four minutes. I will take the risk and the heat from the cops when and if it comes, that’s just part of brining the ruckus and keeping it real with EVOMO. It is also part of having a brain and not expecting the nanny state government protect me from everything out there.
All the water fountains in every neighborhood I went through was turned off forcing me to use the water machines in front of grocery stores. I don’t mind buying my water but why in the heck would you you turn off the drinking fountains in the summer? Do people stop drinking in the summer? Then the water machines gave me pause. Why is it called Fiesta? Is this special Mexican party water? Do the guys putting the machines together think to themselves, “If I call my water party water then it will make people think that my water is more fun then the other stuff they could buy.” I tell you what would attract me to it, just call it “Cold Water.” Simple, to the point, and as it turns out exactly what I want out of my water.
I found this tarantula crawling around early Friday morning. When I approached him with the camera he raised his butt up threatening me with it. How cool would it be if when we felt threatened we started showing people our asses? Just raise it up and start backing into them. I would threaten way more women if this was the case.
July 30th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
you have tarantula’s just walking about where you live? whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
If I ever saw one of them, I would sh1t myself before taking a pic, and i take pics of everything! (want to be a photographer)
as for it raising it’s ass, it looks like it’s pointing to it and asking you to scratch it.