Evomo to Debut Shooting and Strippers at Otter
by Sedrik Vomir on April 1st, 2009
In an effort to a) bring more rukus to mountain biking and b) make races more exciting, Evomo has arranged with the officials at the Sea Otter Classic to allow us to have a mobile shooting range and exotic dancers present at our team booth (#512).
We have been going to the Sea Otter for many years now and with last years success with the Evomo Rider Lounge we realized we need to seriously take the Evomo experience to the next level. It just makes sense to have exotic dancers (aka strippers) at our booth, mostly because we all happen to be dudes who love half naked chicks. Its freaking awesome! The guns thing, well with the shooting range just had to be cause it goes with our style… guns, bikes and chicks… beer too.
The shooting range is a single target set up contained within a mobile trailer that has re-enforced steel walls. Its kind of like a ballistics test tank that you might see on a CSI Miami TV show (my 2nd favorite show by the way). Its really safe and pretty awesome that the Sea Otter is letting us have this set up at the Evomo booth.
As for the strippers, would you believe it was harder to get that approved. With the Sea Otter being a family event and all we have to have an enclosed ez-up tent and literally a bouncer stationed at the entry. Last year we had 3 couches in the Evomo Rider Lounge so we are using those in the stripper tent. Brett Millers girl friend is loaning us her portable stripper pole. No JOKE! this pole actually collapses down for transport since she teaches stripping to bachelorette parties! Mike is going to be the bouncer since he is a cop in real life – he knows how to secure the situation.
All in all this is going to be the sickest Otter yet!
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Can’t wait!!!!!
April Fools!!!! hahaha. Oh wait this is happening? That’s what I’m talking about. break out the singles fellas
dude now I am really pissed i will be out of town and can’t make it to the otter…. Strippers, beer you guys are SICK……. can’t wait to see the pic, good luck to all that are goin’.
this is happening strippers booze all the way